Simply envision what this 9-year-old Easter egg must possess a scent reminiscent of

Too terrible stench o-vision innovation isn't promptly accessible at this time. 

In the wake of pulling some old furniture that had been sitting away for as long as nine years, this person found an old painted Easter egg holing up behind one of the love seat pads. 

So what do you do with a 9-year-old egg? Tear it open and see what's inside, obviously. 

While the looks of the egg are sufficiently disturbing, we can just envision how terrible it must smell.